Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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