The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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