Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
tell your sister to shave her snatch
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
When are your genitals available?
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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