I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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