I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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