So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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