Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
