i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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