It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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