This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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