We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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