thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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