So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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