Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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