Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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