I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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