I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I had to cum in my sink.
Randomize
