i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
and she was petting her beer can
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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