lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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