then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Randomize
