Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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