i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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