trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
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