Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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