I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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