What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Randomize
