My nipple is on Facebook.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
sex in a hospital.. check
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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