Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Randomize
