I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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