I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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