Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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