So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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