you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I have fence marks all over my body
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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