i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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