singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Why did my mother make you get naked?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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