he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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