Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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