You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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