quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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