I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
this will be a night to untag.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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