On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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