i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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