What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
