then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
