If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
You're a disaster
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