I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
tell your sister to shave her snatch
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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