I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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