Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
well I can't set my house on fire every night
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
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