I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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