If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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